Busted!!!!

Curses upon you, Michael!!! Oh, wait, I can't do that...just be glad you have cute kids. Someone hasn't been reading the Sheep's archives. For you, I will do this despite my utter loathing for the whole "tag" thing. (note that only former and present SW Farm residents will understand: this is the only torture worse that the dreaded Baby Carriage of Doom!)

Seven things to do before I die

1. Finish my clinical license
2. Knit two socks on dpns
3. Seduce a hapless cabana boy
4. Find all the missing pens in my home
5. Train the cats to clean their own box
6. Get a better job
7. Spin Cashmere

Seven things I cannot do:

1. Drive a standard
2. Eat liver
3. Brain Surgery
4. Resist making a "smart aleck" remark
5. Finish watching an episode of "Survivor"
6. Add large numbers in my head...or the multiplication tables!
7. Pilot large aircraft

Seven things that attract me to my spouse:

Only the one: That he learned to live with the fact that I said, "NO!" Hence, no spouse!!! Yay!


Seven things I say most often:

1. "Seriously!"
2. "What the f**k!"
3. "I didn't do it."
4. "Yes, I mailed that payment."
5. "Where the hell did I put (fill in the blank)?"
6. "You need to make a better choice." (I'm a teacher...)
7. "It must be a mistake in the pattern!"


Seven books (or series) I love:

1. "Harry Potter"
2. "Kay Scarpetta"
3. "Little Women"
4. "The Gunslinger"
5. "Stephanie Plum"
6. "Disc World"
7. "The Vampire Chronicles"

Seven Movies I Would Watch Over and Over Again:

1. "The Big Chill"
2. "The Matrix"
3. "The Exorcist"
4. "The Princess Bride"
5. "Nightmare on Elm Street"
6. "Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory"
7. "Charlie and The Chocolate Factory"


Seven people I want to join in, too:

1. The Pope
2. President Bush (c'mon...aren't you curious what comics he reads???)
3. Ben Franklin
4. Bozo the Clown
5. Krusty the Klown
6. My third grade teacher
7. The elves who make my shoes

And that, gentle reader, is the ending to my '05 posts: a tag, god help me...a tag.

SA