Earth Mother, Giver Of Knowledge...or not.

I like to think that I am an easy-going sort of gal.  You know...a gentle and calming influence on the world and those who cross my path.  In my mind's eye, I'm really something of an Earth Mother, Bringer of Light and Flinger of Wise Words all rolled into one.  

Sure, maybe I drop the occasional curse word into the cosmic flow, but that is merely in response to events that are unjust beyond all reason.  Things like slow internet connections, dropped stitches and jeans that do not button after the holidays can make even us saintly types go a little whack-a-doo.  It's only natural and certainly to be expected.  

Mostly, though, I'm the picture of serenity.  Or so I thought.

Today I was assisting a student with a 5th grade project designed to show what the kids have learned about reading.  The assignment required that they choose a book they particularly enjoyed, then use a word processing/graphic layout program to design a small poster.  This project was multi-disciplinary and intended to highlight the connections they are able to make between their reading and their own life experiences.  The student with whom I was desperately trying to finish this project was, shall we say, less than enthusiastic.  But, in keeping with my delusional belief that I am a paragon of patience, I truly believed that I was doing a fine job of encouraging him.  My own view of events had me cast in the starring role as The Teacher Who Cared And Will Be Forever Remembered With Teary-Eyed Fondness.

Teaching is nothing if not a good reality check.  Here's what he wrote:

"The main character in this book reminded me of Ms. Sheep because he is really loud and always wants a vacation."

Oh.  I see.  And this is after a three day work week...

I'll just be resting this weekend.  You might want to call ahead if you were thinking of dropping by.

I will be thinking serene, quiet thoughts and trying to find my Inner Earth Mother.  Or buying lottery tickets.  Either one...

SA